sardar ji pranam

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…”

sardar ji speaks

Aaj Tak(news channel) gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accidentat Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait karrahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liyepatri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.