sardar ji speaks

Aaj Tak(news channel) gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accidentat Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait karrahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liyepatri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.